Boudreaux was hunting duck up in Kaplin . He leaned the old 12 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Boudreaux took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Lafayette hospital bed, he came to.... and there was his doctor, Thibodeaux.
"Well Boudreaux, got some good news and... some bad news,me. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage was local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I was able to remove all of da shots."
"What's da bad news?", asks Boudreaux
"Da bad news is dat dere was some pretty extensive damage done to your "thing". I'm gonna to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess dat isn't too bad," says Boudreaux. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Thibodeaux says. "She's a flute player in da Baton Rouge Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye."