Also:
1) attach a mirror to your monitor so you can indirectly state, yes I am listening to you. When your wife asks you something, especially when watching clothing network on T.V.
2) When wife taunts you with her assets do not fall for it and just keep playing, you will score better here then with your wife since it's just a taunt anyhow.
3) Watch out for "Ninja Children", they are everywhere trying to sneak up on you to ruin your game.
4) Pay more attention to your family when needed, the outcome is a better more peaceful time of playing golf on here. Especially after fixing them dinner and are quietly digesting it while watching television.
The list could go on and on as you all know. So with my humor and a kind welcome aboard to a very addictive game, enjoy yourself and happy golfing.