Oh XSweetCarolineX.... I do like your idea and think it a good one.
I can picture it now ;
A message from sweet Caroline pops in... I get so excited I duck hook my shot into the trees on Olympic... I promptly answer her dear message.
Poised to recover, in the middle of my down swing in pops her sweet reply...Swoosh I slice my next one to the beach.... I pause to reply and get my next shot safely on the green 15 feet from the pin in anticipation
Putt lined up perfectly... swing to knock it the cup. Ahh it comes. I immediately shank it left and down off the green....Does it matter... naw I be having fun with Caroline.
(just a little humor from a slightly off kilter mind)