LMAO! As long as you cheer for the Wallabies consider yourself an honoury Aussie (and I can hear the expletives from Sydney)..
But look on the bright side, most of the world would not notice the difference and I suppose if WGT do introduce them they should theoretically be cheaper as you have less stars. But at the end of the day the population there is dwindling as the jets fill up crossing the ditch so will there be a demand?
Edit - perhaps black with large Silver Ferns? Then it would be distintive