213 here, in 1800 rounds. I'm gonna start to pull the flag once I got the diamond award (250).
Speaking of ludicrously high numbers (5,000 yips, 10,000 choke reliefs) you'll have to talk about the piffling low ones, e.g. Blitz King (200,000) and the nine last awards from Green Thumb (mere 6,000 GIRs).
Here, too, the principle of promises and hopes shines through: They promise some early and make you hope to get the others sometimes. Alas, I'm still below 1 ppm of the In The Drink Award, 9 / 10,000.
The most industrious player here has more eagles (3,600) than sandmen and In The Drink combined (3,200 + 60), plus 10(!) Choke Reliefs.
The rarest of rare awards? Best of Par5 Ace Master, "Make a HIO on each Par 5"
ROTFLBTCASTC!