Tiger Woods is playing a pga somewhere in the middle of the United States, and he is playing not only well, he crushes the course. After the front 9 he is 8 under par, 6 strokes free of the field. When he walks with a big smile to the first hole of the back 9 an official walks up to him with a few 1 kilgram dumbells in his hand.
"Can I have a moment , please?" he asks Tiger, "and can you get all your clubs out of the bag?" Tiger stares at him with a slightly bewildered look, upset that his smooth run is disturbed, but he complies, after which he sees that the official is taping a dumbell around every club.
"WTF?" shouts Tiger in disbelief, "what is the meaning of this?" Sorry, sir" says the official, "this is a WGT- sponsored tournament"