You have spoken, and we have listened.
Those of you in the Super Plus Legend tier who have been complaining
that the latest change, moving the tier tees back another 900 feet, has
made it virtually impossible for you to maintain your 46 scoring
averages, giving the lowly Super Legends an unfair advantage:
We are hereby making available to you the Ping Burner WGT VGg Driver,
capable of hitting the ball 565 yards, as well as the WGTSDSBC ball
which will automatically spin toward the hole. We have also increased
the ball's sand-avoidance setting to a 3.
For ALL of you, we have also added the Omaha Municipal Golf Course to
our fine list of CTTH courses, and we hope to make Pinehurst a
tournament course soon, but be forewarned that almost perfect timing is
needed for the windmill on the 2nd green.