"Hi !My name is ULNo idea why my owner named me thatBut everytime he messes up his game he smashes me against any wall as a therapeutic treatment or soAnyway, is the only fun I get here"
ScottHope:I shall report your owner to the RSPCCT immediately!
LOL @ 'cuddly toys'
Alex, I am sure there is a there is a Society for the prevention against cruelty to soft toys so tread carefully. I am sure you could plead provocation, especially if it grows horns.
And if all else fails, would make a good sequel to Ted -
Good to see the RSPCCT is on it!
That reminds me of the last time I looked at a beautiful woman, I had no idea how that ass felt either....
Oh look! There's one of those lead balloons.