Yeah, frozen courses can be entertaining. I remember playing one very cold day years ago at my local course in Rothbury. The first hole has the river running alongside the left edge of the fairway, always a bit of a daunting first tee shot at the best of times.
I played safe, middle of the fairway but the ball took a big bounce left, another, another and kept doing this until it bounced into the damn river. Reloaded and aimed a bit more right. Bounced on the right half of the fairway, big bounce left..... I'm sure you can guess the rest.
Not a great start to a round, thankfully it was just for fun.
Not that that's one of the words that came out of my mouth during that 2 or 3 minutes.