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Thu, May 19 2016 10:03 AM (70 replies)
  • mathia14
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    Thu, May 19 2016 10:03 AM

    Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the
     pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Larry
     didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a
     cold or something.*
     


      But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got
     worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the
     park, Bob didn't know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what
     had happened to him. A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the
     last of Larry, but one day, Bob approached the park and lo and behold there
     sat Larry! *
     
     
    *Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. *
     

     *Then he said, ″For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to
     you?" Larry replied, ″I have been in jail″. ″Jail!" cried Bob. ″What
     in the world for?" ″Well″, Larry said, ″you know Jane, that cute little
     blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?" ″Yeah″, said
     Bob, ″I remember her. What about her?" ″Well, one day she filed rape
     charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got
     into court, I pleaded ″guilty″″ ″The damn judge gave me 30 days for
     perjury″.*

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