Not been a good day so far .Lining up a putt at st andrews this morning i was just about to strike the ball when a worm stuck it,s head up right in front of tha ball .I got such a shock i stepped backwards into some dog poo and obviously i missed .
Consoled myself by arranging to travel to watch my local football team [ east fife ]
only to find the match has been postponed due to hard frost so the luck you get from messing about with poo ain,t working so far .
There is always the lottery tonight .