A near-sighted golfer named 'Lear' was sent to the clink for a year,
for an action obscene, near the 17th green,
where a sign read, "ENTER COURSE HERE"
Once, there was a man called 'Dave' who kept a dead whore in a cave.
"I'm a bit of a shiit, I must admit, but think of the money I saved!"
And, of course, there's this fellow from Kent, whose dick, in the middle, was bent.
To avoid some trouble, he folded it double,
and instead of coming, He went!