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• twinponds169 3,042 Posts

  Wed, May 3 2017 7:37 PM

  whooshdangit:

  And get you on your feet again

  I can feel

  one of my turns coming on.

  
  I feel

  cold as a razor blade,
  Tight as a tourniquet,
  Dry as a funeral drum.

  Run to the bedroom,
  In the suitcase on the left
  You'll find my favorite axe.

  
  Don't look so frightened
  This is just a passing phase,
  One of my bad days.

  
  Would you like to watch T.V.?
  Or get between the sheets?
  Or contemplate the silent freeway?
  Would you like something to eat?

  
  Would you like to learn to fly?
  Would'ya?
  Would you like to see me try?

  Would you like to call the cops?
  Do you think it's time I stopped?
  Why are you running away?

• txzdave 1,316 Posts

  Wed, May 3 2017 9:42 PM

       MC....That was priceless, Brother.

                  Priceless.

      ~Filthy Cat~

• whooshdangit 1,246 Posts

  Thu, May 4 2017 1:01 PM

  twinponds169:

  I can feel

  one of my turns coming on.

   

  I was standing on the leading edge
  The Eastern seaboard spread before my eyes
  "Jump" said Yoko Ono
  "I'm too scared and too good looking" I cried

   

• twinponds169 3,042 Posts

  Sun, May 7 2017 5:08 AM

  whooshdangit:

  I was standing on the leading edge
  The Eastern seaboard spread before my eyes
  "Jump" said Yoko Ono
  "I'm too scared and too good looking" I cried

  did you understand the music, Yoko?

  or was it all in vain?

• whooshdangit 1,246 Posts

  Sun, May 7 2017 8:41 AM

   

  Jade : "Are we going to go now?"

  Man : "Where would you like to go darling?"
  

  Wife : "Mmm...Vermont...Wyoming (yes)"
  

  Man : "Wyoming...uh huh, Children!"
  

  Justin : "What?"
  

  Man : "We're going to Wyoming

  Darling...Which way is Wyoming?"

  Wife : "Hook a right here
  You're going the wrong way"
  

  Man : "I know that
  I know children...
  Let's see how many Volvos we pass
  On the way to our new life in the country
  

  ...One"
  

  Wife : "Jade don't do that, that's really negative"

   

  I'm done tp, going to pass on the fishing. Great to dig out a classic every now and again. 

  Cheers!

  Rich

• hpurey 11,505 Posts

  Mon, May 22 2017 8:25 AM

• Chris1973M 1,832 Posts

  Mon, May 22 2017 1:26 PM

   

  The Analytical Mind

  
  

  "The mental features discoursed of as the analytical, are, in themselves, but little susceptible of analysis. We appreciate them only in their effects. We know of them, among other things, that they are always to their possessor, when inordinately possessed, a source of the liveliest enjoyment. As the strong man exults in his physical ability, delighting in such exercises as call his muscles into action, so glories the analyst in that moral activity which disentangles. He derives pleasure from even the most trivial occupations bringing his talents into play. He is fond of enigmas, of conundrums, of hieroglyphics; exhibiting in his solutions of each a degree of acumen which appears to the ordinary apprehension preternatural. His results, brought about by the very soul and essence of method, have, in truth, the whole air of intuition."

• Beryman 9,099 Posts

  Tue, May 23 2017 4:07 PM

  Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies

  Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth-bound misfit, i