LOL Clint, great post of the avian type.......but
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don't make a flaming Galah out of me!
An albatross is TOTALLY over-rated (grumble grumble).
Rich is correct, we did once have flamingos gracing the tee boxes but my fear is the ramifications when a hack tops or shanks their drive.....I have witnessed feathers flying as a duck has had an untimely end from an errant drive (luckily, it was not mine lol) Not a pretty sight.......not sure if winter rules allowed the player to clean their ball......
Pizza boxes were a concern, as pizza is not exactly renowned for being brain food (although tastes damned fine)....which could account.....never mind....but it is one way to recycle.
As for Brains in a Jar......hmmm this I very hard to believe.....well not even remotely possible if it was from one of the WGT ideas staff.
And finally,