YankeeJim:
Holy Macaroni, Batman. Do you guys really get into it that deep? No wonder I can't get anywhere. Simple math, right club, aim and hit it. Get it close enough to putt, which is where the greats excel-with the flat stick.
Percentages, decimals, calculators, slide rules-sheesh, I'm back in Mr. Hollenbeck's math class! LOL. Whatever works. ;-)
Next on the agenda is ENGLISH, fed up of reading posts that you don't understand? Well lets get the lesson on, how about the WGT Alphabet?
A is for Ace, very hard to get, and Aim Ark & Avatar
B is for Birdie, we're happy when our scorecard is full of them Ball &, a very expensive part of the game, and even BolloxinB, who we are all envious of LOL, and lets not forget Bethpage & Bali Hai, Bunker & Bogey, A word thats not very popular during a round
C is for Callaway, or even Cleveland - Added another dimension to the game, could say made it easier & Congressional & Consecutive days & challenge matches & not to forget Cabo del Sol(ugggghh) or my neck of the woods Celtic Manor (wayhay) Closest to the Hole
D is for Daytona, every ones favourite putter (probably the slow meter) Driver, Cant wait to get to level 88 so i can have the big boy of the group Double Bogey-don't need to say any more LOL
E is for Eagle , Isn't it sweet when you see this on your scorecard & Edgewood
F is for, FU'K Sakes METER!!!!!!, and Fun & Forums, Flagstick
G is for G10's, a decent mid range club, we've all been there, Ghost The putter of my choice...It's awsome!!!
H is for Hole in 1, have you had one yet?? Handicap, how good's yours? & Hilversumch & Harbour Town (If only we could have stroke play here) Hack
I is for Icon, what would we do here without him? i15's, accurate set of irons, but can you handle the meter?
J is for Jakestansfil, another top player who mixes it with the best (couldn't find anything else for J LOL) July, the month of the open
K is for Kiwah, Where it all started. K15's a low end club
L is for Legend, the cream of the crop. Longest Drive, Anyone got 410?
M is for Money, We've all spent a lot of it here
N is for Newcomer, we've all been there
O is for Oakmont, what a course
P is for Par, Respectable. Ping, a popular set of irons and drivers. Pinehurst, if only it was stroke play, Pro. Pebble beach, the mysterious dissapearing course-the case continues
Q is for Quiters, a fact of life when lower tiers play each other, and sore loosers
R is for Royal St George, Cant wait for the open next week, and also cause for a big debate about the cut line & cheats. Ready go's, where most of our money is made (or LOSS) R11the best money can get, Redwood a better putter than daytona if you can handle faster meter
S is for St. Andrews, Most players favourite course. Sandbagger, a form of cheating to stop you progressing so you can enter tournaments on shorter tees, Skill, you need this to get good. Slice, you get this when meter skips or press too early(late) Scorecard we all aim to get a good one
T is for Tournaments, We have a never ending supply of these to keep us amused all day long. Tour masters, the level before legend, some like to stay at this level to play off shorter tees, others try their hardest to progress. Taylor made, the best set of irons & drivers available, Three putts, don't you just hate them!!! True Golf, do we really need them???
U is for Usga, responsible for the great courses wgt have given us. Unbeleivable, the amount of time we spend on WGT,
V is for Victory, hard to get in tournaments nowerdays LOL
W is for WGT what would we do with out it??? Wolf Creek, Water, we all hate to hear PLOP , Wind what catches us out most, Wood needed for the par 5's
X is for sriXXon, medeocre balls (getting desperate now),
Y is for You, what would WGT do without you?
Z is for Zatin 64 degree, Untill the clevelands didn't we all use it?