ifixpcs:
I have some viruses I could load on there that will slow it down, lol
It would be easier to speed up your laptop. Unless you own the company, you really don't want to go about mucking with it.
Forgive me for editing myself, BUT.
I've been thinking about this a little bit. You could slow the whole computer down(at least a little bit), by changing the performance settings. This will not change any data files or anything. Here is how to do it. This is assuming you have XP. If you don't have XP on your work computer, message back here with your Operating System and I'll adjust accordingly.
Click: Start> Control Panel> System> Advanced> under the performance heading, click on "settings"> then click on the radio button "Adjust for best appearance".
with this setting checked, your cpu will have "a little more work to do" and may slow things down "some".
hope this helps...lemme know.
Roy