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How can it be that every time I drop a buttered slice of bread it lands buttered side down?
gherkinhead1: How can it be that every time I drop a buttered slice of bread it lands buttered side down?
It happens because you're buttering the wrong side of the slice of bread.
It's because your using butter. It's not healthy for you. Try using low fat margarine and it should cure your issue.
If you tie a piece of buttered bread onto the back of a cat, turn cat upside down, drop the cat, which will hit the ground. cat on feet, or butter side down?
Luckystar5: If you tie a piece of buttered bread onto the back of a cat, turn cat upside down, drop the cat, which will hit the ground. cat on feet, or butter side down?
Duckster789: Luckystar5: If you tie a piece of buttered bread onto the back of a cat, turn cat upside down, drop the cat, which will hit the ground. cat on feet, or butter side down?
Hovercat!
Well, I think the original question has been answered.
No?