zagraniczniak: LOL. Grass-coloured balls would make a great gag gift in RL.
Actually, they were a gift and they are
neon green and "icy" but it doesn't matter much. I didn't dare to play them!
zagraniczniak: As for my thoughts on blue balls, I'm going to restrain myself.
Don't worry, I saw a solo lady play one on the fairway (difficult not to sound weird).