Alternate shot 3 up, 4 to play: Thanks for punching out! (Name deleted)
Alternate shot AS hits a tee shot into the rough and punches out: (Name deleted)
Alternate shot AS hits an approach shot into a greenside bunker- quits: (Name deleted)
Thanks very much for wasting a lot of our time by playing a partial round before deciding you can't hang. I'm keeping a list of names so I can opt out of playing alongside these folks if need be.
And should I ever look for a game and you're already ready to play- I won't be joining you.