motormedic7: May you have all holes in one.
A good wish!
Did you hear about the Irish priest who wanted to play golf so badly that he called his Bishop, pretending to be ill, and went to play while the parish listened to his substitute?
Hole 1, Par 3: Beautiful shot, HIO!
Hole 2, Par 4: Powerful shot, HIO!
Hole 3, Par 5: Incredible shot, first HIO in world history!
St. Peter, observing this from heaven's gate with the Lord, couldn't believe it. "This guy neglects his duties, betrays his parish, blatantly lies to the Bishop, and you honor him with this superb result???"
Says the Lord: "He can't brag about it. Instead, he will have to hide it in his chest for the rest of his life!"