You either play with an inflated handicap or just donate your entry fee to the guys who do..
In the Wild West of the low-net tournament golf scene, if you weren’t cheating, you weren’t trying .
A ‘flight-filler’—a gullible player who donates his money to the field..
Most people classify sandbagging on a handicap as outright cheating, but I’m not so sure.
Cheating is carrying a tube of Chapstick in your pocket and whipping it out on the tee of a long, tight par 4 with water running down the right side.
You grease up your lips, put the tube back in your pocket, pull your driver from your bag, and wipe your bottom lip with your forefinger..
Then you discreetly brush that greased-up finger across the clubface of the driver..
That little film of lubricant makes it impossible to slice the ball into the drink..
Using lime flavoured life saver sweets disguises playing best lies as well ..
There were plenty of 10-handicappers masquerading as 18s who made bigger hauls .
if you play your best, You deserved to be competitive. .
