donkey8798: It's a travesty that there's Turkey balls, and cat balls, but no donkey balls.
drmoose: You're just gonna have to be patient. Hell, I've been here eleven years an' they still haven't released the Moose balls yet ! These things take time in WGT land.
Have you guys considered getting WGT to change your names to inferno8798 and drinferno? That way you'd have your own eponymous balls. And, as an added benefit, drinferno sounds pretty badass 🔥