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Re: Who will have the last word .

Tue, Nov 19 2024 2:31 AM (1,624 replies)
  • craigswan
    31,778 Posts
    Mon, Nov 18 2024 3:35 PM

    It’s always darkest before it’s totally black.

    But if the therapists there are like they are here, then they're having the same personal crises as other member's .

  • craigswan
    31,778 Posts
    Tue, Nov 19 2024 2:10 AM
    Have you tried an alcoholic dessert they call ‘Assassination Custard’.
  • craigswan
    31,778 Posts
    Tue, Nov 19 2024 2:14 AM

    The simple but grim torture method that has been ranked as 'the worst in history'. ---------- Method . -----

    Step 1: Take the person you do not like and place them within one of the small boats with their arms, legs and head sticking out of the side, secure them in place by inverting the other boat and placing it on top of them, secure the boats together so the person cannot escape.

    Step 2: Mix some of the milk and honey together and force feed it to your victim until they are sick, apply the rest of it to their exposed skin and continue to do this on a daily basis.

    Step 3: Keep turning the person so that they are continually facing the sun and observe as the mixture spread on their skin attracts lots of insects which begin to eat away at them.

    Step 4: Continue applying the milk and honey mixture each day and let the person fester in their own waste and vomit while they continue to be devoured by a swarm of insects day after day and suffer the agonising effects.

    Step 5: Decide whether or not you are going to remove your victim from their torture, even if they may still die, or leave them there for however long it takes for them to perish from being eaten alive by a multitude of minuscule mouths.

  • craigswan
    31,778 Posts
    Tue, Nov 19 2024 2:28 AM

    My wife complained about my obsession with golf.

    I asked her if it was driving a wedge between us.

  • craigswan
    31,778 Posts
    Tue, Nov 19 2024 2:31 AM

    I need help writing a sentence using the word “irony.”

    Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.

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