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Re: Who will have the last word .

Sun, Nov 24 2024 12:08 PM (1,667 replies)
  • craigswan
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    Sun, Nov 24 2024 1:50 AM
    Rejected ‘Mastermind’ specialist subjects include ‘Orthopaedic bone cement in total hip replacement .
  • craigswan
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    Sun, Nov 24 2024 1:58 AM
    Read this and weep for humanity . ------ I have never understood why, when everyone on the planet is one accident or medical condition away from disability, many people seem to lack any empathy and do not attempt to understand how it must feel to be refused service because of a disability. After failing to politely persuade the restauranteurs that my guide dog was well-behaved and then reiterating that it is unlawful to refuse access, one customer who'd overheard me voiced their disgust at the restaurant’s attitude. I invited people who witnessed the refusal to leave a review. Two voices from another table, however, said that I had “ruined their meal” and “you should leave”. I felt as small as a gnat.
  • craigswan
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    Sun, Nov 24 2024 11:44 AM

    The older I get, the better I used to be .

    golf ball next to hole

  • craigswan
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    Sun, Nov 24 2024 11:51 AM

    Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive .

    golf balls making a smiley face

  • craigswan
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    Sun, Nov 24 2024 12:01 PM

     A player asked his caddie’s advice on how to improve his game.
    The caddie said, “Get your clubs adjusted to make them six inches shorter.”
    The player asked, “What difference will that make?”
    The caddie replied, “They will fit in your trash can better.”

  • craigswan
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    Sun, Nov 24 2024 12:04 PM

    A golfer hits it into tall grass and asks the caddie, “Will we find it?”
    The caddie’s response: “Lad, if that ball was wrapped in bacon Lassie couldn’t find it!”

  • craigswan
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    Sun, Nov 24 2024 12:05 PM

    Whistling straits
    Player- what ocean is this?
    Caddie- the Michigan ocean

  • craigswan
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    Sun, Nov 24 2024 12:08 PM

    On about the 16th hole my caddie say to the other caddie “Frank’s swing reminds me of that Miller fellow.” I bit, “Johnny” I say. His response, “Glenn.”

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