The older I get, the better I used to be .
Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive .
A player asked his caddie’s advice on how to improve his game.The caddie said, “Get your clubs adjusted to make them six inches shorter.”The player asked, “What difference will that make?”The caddie replied, “They will fit in your trash can better.”
A golfer hits it into tall grass and asks the caddie, “Will we find it?”The caddie’s response: “Lad, if that ball was wrapped in bacon Lassie couldn’t find it!”
Whistling straitsPlayer- what ocean is this?Caddie- the Michigan ocean
On about the 16th hole my caddie say to the other caddie “Frank’s swing reminds me of that Miller fellow.” I bit, “Johnny” I say. His response, “Glenn.”
That's why we have an institution like the "ADA"
If that happened here, the 1st fine would be $75,000.00
Usually, that closes the business down.
Simply fill out a form online & an investigation is underway
They are very diligent over here