My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.
We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.
She took me upstairs, got me to take all my clothes off and tied me to the bed..
And that’s why we aren’t allowed in IKEA anymore.
St Andrew’s Day always falls on November 30, that means in 2024 it falls on a Saturday. On this day Scotland celebrates its patron saint Andrew the Apostle and the Saltire flag will be flown from all Scottish government buildings..