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Re: Who will have the last word .

Sun, Dec 1 2024 2:47 PM (1,741 replies)
  • craigswan
    craigswan
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    Sat, Nov 30 2024 2:50 AM
    Humans have extracted so much groundwater that it has shifted the Earth’s magnetic pole.
  • craigswan
    craigswan
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    Sat, Nov 30 2024 4:32 AM

    My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.

    We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.

  • craigswan
    craigswan
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    Sat, Nov 30 2024 4:36 AM

    She took me upstairs, got me to take all my clothes off and tied me to the bed..

    And that’s why we aren’t allowed in IKEA anymore.

  • craigswan
    craigswan
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    Sat, Nov 30 2024 6:58 AM

    St Andrew’s Day always falls on November 30, that means in 2024 it falls on a Saturday. On this day Scotland celebrates its patron saint Andrew the Apostle and the Saltire flag will be flown from all Scottish government buildings..

    The current flag of Scotland is also known as the ‘Saint Andrew’s Cross’ or ‘Saltire’ and it reportedly dates back at least 500 years but the story of its origins dates all the way back to biblical times. It is said in 60AD, Saint Andrew the Patron Saint of Scotland was to be crucified and he felt unworthy to have this done to him on a traditional cross and thus the X-shaped cross or ‘Saltire’ we see today was used in its place.

  • craigswan
    craigswan
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    Sat, Nov 30 2024 11:21 AM

    Back to front' course golf competition returns to historic Old Course in St Andrews .

    April 2025 .  750 pounds to enter .

  • craigswan
    craigswan
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    Sat, Nov 30 2024 2:35 PM
    Why does my american laptop not have either a button for @ or £ . This is my British i- pad .
  • gonfission
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    Sat, Nov 30 2024 4:14 PM

    "What makes a posi-traction rear end work? Who knows, it just does"

  • craigswan
    craigswan
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    Sun, Dec 1 2024 3:59 AM
    What date should you put up your Christmas tree? Drumroll please... your tree is meant to go up on the first day of Advent. For the uninitiated it goes up on the fourth Sunday before Christmas, and for 2024 it's this Sunday 1 December.
  • craigswan
    craigswan
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    Sun, Dec 1 2024 4:08 AM
    There is a guy stealing iPhones around town... ---- At some point he’s going to face time .
  • craigswan
    craigswan
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    Sun, Dec 1 2024 4:14 AM
    What impact will the 20mph speed limit in Wales have on the charts this year? ------ Chris Rea will be driving home for easter .
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