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Re: Who will have the last word .

• craigswan 32,028 Posts

  Mon, Dec 9 2024 4:09 PM

  I got paired up with an old guy once. We come to a par 3, 160 yard carry over water. He proceeds to hit a brand new ProV1 into the lake, He reaches in his bag, pulls out another sleeve of new ProV1s and proceeds to hit all three of those in the water. At that point, I asked him, "Why don't you just hit an old ball?". He said, "I've never owned one.".

• craigswan 32,028 Posts

  Tue, Dec 10 2024 6:55 AM

  After the Apollo 11 and Apollo 17 Moon missions, 270 moon rocks were given to the nations of the world. Over 180 of them have gone missing or been stolen.

• craigswan 32,028 Posts

  Tue, Dec 10 2024 6:58 AM

  If you were to lay all the viruses in the world end-to-end, they would stretch over 100 million light-years. .And you would get a hell of a cold .

• craigswan 32,028 Posts

  Tue, Dec 10 2024 7:41 AM

  Hazel Irvine recalls St Andrews room with a view – and early golf ‘commentary’ “In my final year at St Andrews University, I had a room in Hamilton Hall, number 91, which overlooked the 18th hole of the Old Course,” she recalls. “I put my desk by the window, intending to study, but I quickly realised it was impossible. “I spent my time watching the fashions coming up the 18th and muttering to myself, ‘short – into the Valley of Sin, short – into the Valley of Sin’!.

• craigswan 32,028 Posts

  Tue, Dec 10 2024 12:17 PM

  A golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset and sought out the farmer. “I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?” “I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?”

• craigswan 32,028 Posts

  Tue, Dec 10 2024 12:20 PM

  Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.

• craigswan 32,028 Posts

  Tue, Dec 10 2024 12:21 PM

  The difference between a whiff and a practice swing - no one curses after a practice swing.

• craigswan 32,028 Posts

  Wed, Dec 11 2024 7:54 AM

  In 1963, President John F Kennedy made a homemade spy film with his wife Jackie. In it, the President acted out being shot dead. He was assassinated two months later.

• craigswan 32,028 Posts

  Wed, Dec 11 2024 5:15 PM

  What do you call a search engine that sings the best Christmas songs? Michael Googlé..

• craigswan 32,028 Posts

  Wed, Dec 11 2024 5:29 PM

  In WWI, plane propellers were lubricated with castor oil. The oil sprayed into the cockpit and was inhaled by pilots giving them constant diarrhoea.