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Re: Who will have the last word .

• craigswan 32,055 Posts

  Thu, Jan 2 2025 6:48 AM

  Last year the band Green Day reissued their album ‘Dookie’ on a range of formats, including floppy disk, electric toothbrush, and an electronic singing fish.

• craigswan 32,055 Posts

  Thu, Jan 2 2025 6:50 AM

  To join the Royal Navy you have to prove you can wink with your left eye. It’s to test if you’ll be able to see through the sight on their guns.

• craigswan 32,055 Posts

  Fri, Jan 3 2025 8:10 AM

  In 2022, the world’s dirtiest man died shortly after having his first shower in more than 60 years. -------------- How do they judge such a thing? I'd like to nominate my one year old niece after a bowl of spaghetti bolognese .

• craigswan 32,055 Posts

  Fri, Jan 3 2025 8:22 AM

  End of the world . --- Nostradamus also predicted a massive asteroid destroying the world in 2025. "From the cosmos, a fireball will rise, A harbinger of fate, the world pleads. Science and fate in a cosmic dance, The fate of the Earth, a second chance,” . ----------------------------------------- Oh no . Only need another 100 rounds to make 10,000 .

• gonfission 2,255 Posts

  Fri, Jan 3 2025 3:57 PM

  April 13   2029

  Asteroid Apophis will have its way with the Earth. They say it will be a close call. 20,000 miles from earth center

  Now, they really can't come out & say when Armagedón will take place for the fear instilled in uncontrolled adults to take to the streets, committing heinous acts of violence.

  It is an early warning system for the informed. It can be seen on the eastern hemisphere without the need of binoculars 

  It shall be so close as to most likely smash satellites in geosynchronous orbit, but you won't hear that from anyone either. All spy stuff we peons shouldn't know about

  Better get some before Apophis comes calling 

  The way things are going, the U.S. will be kaput before 2029 anyway

  May I offer you a kazoo too take with you in these turbulent times as you enter into the void?

• craigswan 32,055 Posts

  Sat, Jan 4 2025 7:14 AM

  A solitary dolphin in the Baltic Sea has been talking to himself.. Just like me on here .

• craigswan 32,055 Posts

  Sun, Jan 5 2025 5:32 PM

  The tallest unclimbed mountain is Gangkhar Puensum which is situated in Bhutan where mountain climbing is banned because mountains there are sacred.

• craigswan 32,055 Posts

  Mon, Jan 6 2025 6:44 AM

  The tomato is the official state fruit of Ohio, the official state vegetable of Louisiana, and the official state fruit & vegetable of Arkansas..

• craigswan 32,055 Posts

  Mon, Jan 6 2025 6:47 AM

  Items that got stuck in Americans’ orifices in 2024 include a plastic triceratops , a domino , and a xylophone mallet . ------ Now thats gotta hurt .

• craigswan 32,055 Posts

  Mon, Jan 6 2025 6:52 AM

  Older people playing wgt . ------ The brain receives fewer images than it was trained to receive when young so the rate that we process visual information also slows down as we grow older, due to the complexity of our neurones increasing. This means that electrical signals must travel greater distances, resulting in slower signal processing.