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Re: New Pro Shop Equipment! (Only Joking)

Thu, Jan 7 2010 10:45 AM (2 replies)
  • TheTommyD
    140 Posts
    Wed, Jan 6 2010 9:39 PM

    To compliment the latest December game update, new equipment has been added to the Pro Shop, which will enhance your game and enable you to fully enjoy your WGT experience:

    • Brand name Valium. Take 40mg prior to playing and your meter will feel slower - 2,500 credits
    • Balls are now available by the case (144) including our new floating golf ball - 7,200 credits
    • Floating golf balls, a sleeve of three. (All colors except for blue available) - 75 credits
    • Inflatable WGT raft for above - 5,000 credits
    • Scuba gear (If don't purchase the new floating golf balls and raft above) - 120,000 credits
    • Binoculars (Your going to need them) - 7,500 credits
    • Extended range 4x4 golf cart c/w all terrain tires - 250,000 credits
    • Stick -on GPS locator for your ball - 2,500 credits
    • 10 lb bag of Sand (to refill the bunkers deplete by a marked increase in sandbagging) - Free with every purchase

    *Please note we have cancelled plans for a putting practice green as we feel everyone is now getting enough practice during their round.

    For your convenience we now feature automatic withdrawals from your bank account. We`ll top up your credits for you every time they drop below 25,000.


     

     

     

     

  • AvatarLee
    1,644 Posts
    Thu, Jan 7 2010 6:29 AM

    Ahhh... the Canadian sense of humor.... love it!

  • Snaike
    3,678 Posts
    Thu, Jan 7 2010 10:45 AM

    Heh... very clever sir.

    5 maple leaf rating!

     

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