We've been through up's and downs. We've had good times and bad. But always stuck together, through 60% gradients and darting slopes, short Ato B's and the long haul.
Recently, my loyalty waivered, I'm not ashamed to admit...I was tempted.
I thought it would be a one time thing...Which it was! But we know one time things can bring problems...Which they have. In my defense she had a sleek look, she wore silver, you know how I love silver...She also had black trim. It was too much...I was seduced immediately...Her name was Nike.
There was some Method to this mahem...I was lured by her slow way of going about things...It seemed appealing. It seemed easier to just go with it...It wasn't. :(
Since my I've returned, things havn't been the same between us. I tried taking you to Scotland to repair our ways...Thats where we first met! But alas...Nothing. I tried to woo with you With England...still you gave me the cold shoulder. My last hope was a trip to the States...I finally stopped being shunned. We had our old spark back, It was brilliant! I thought we understood each other again...But sadly...I think we need time to mend.
I promise never to be unfaithful again! Rossa...I beg you...please work for me once more!!
Tim
A recovering disloyal golfer.