I would like to propose an amnesty on using our expensive balls for the months of Febuary and March.
It has come to my notice (ie: the expensive balls in bag tell me ;-)) that the use of these balls in the inclement weather we are are having (freezing in the Northern Hemisphere, boiling in the Southern Hemisphere) is having a detriMENTAL effect on these poor priveleged balls to perform adequately.
So, on behalf of my expensive balls in the virtual bag, I implore you to leave them in there for the months of Febuary and March. WGT has kindly offered to donate their "Starter" balls in an unlimited capacity. These balls do not suffer the vagaries of the conditions, being hardy and resilient, and will offer respite to those expensive balls in these times of austerity.
Please spread the word throughout the community.
On behalf of all those expensive balls, I thank you in advance and wish you stress free virtual golfing,