godelescher:If you're interested in any of these new discounted clubs, please meet me in the alley by the dumpster behind the Sports Authority in Detroit.
I have been waiting here for 6 hours now my friend. Where da hell are ya? I have made some new friends waiting though. However, I am not quite sure about this "soup kitchen" thing they want me to join in. Something about no woman but still a lot of fun. If you do not show up soon I am afraid my innocence will be threatened.
Great post btw godeleshcer. Gave me a nice laugh.
-Nuke
Edit: Chit, too late. For those that do not know. Never, I mean NEVER, join in a "soup kitchen". At least not the type I just got out of with a little less than anything resembling dignity. lol