There's Einstein's relativity
And Newton's laws of gravity
But I've proposed a new theory
Missed putts are caused by E.B.B.
Erratic ball behavior, folks
Treats laws of physics like a joke
Bend over you unlucky blokes
The Kharmic wheel's slipped you the spoke !
Unlike big pharma treats E.D.
There is no cure for E.B.B.
Can't even limp it in in three,
emasculated misery !!
Lest I get labelled as some nut
In some pathetic putting rut
I swear to Christ it isn't me
It's just that I've got E.B.B !!!