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Lizzie Rossetti

Sat, Jan 5 2013 6:38 PM (27 replies)
  • StrangeMagic
    1,304 Posts
    Mon, Apr 30 2012 6:53 PM

    tiffer67:
    Well I say your grass,

    like trying to unring the bell

    like nailing Jello to the wall.

    as easy as trying to paint the wind;

    like shaving with an axe.

    Like trying to play the piano with boxing gloves.

    talk about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titantic

    like asking a man, ready for the electric chair, if he'd like AC or DC

    That'll go over like a pregnant pole vaulter!

    as futile as a fart in a windstorm.

    It's like trying to herd crickets.

  • LizzieRossetti
    1,545 Posts
    Tue, May 1 2012 10:35 AM

    Nom nom nom.

     

    But then I'm feeling a little sad today. My Hamster has died :-(

    Well, technically he's not dead, but I have run out of hamster food, so it's only a matter of days now.

     

    Lizzie xx

  • tiffer67
    1,764 Posts
    Tue, May 1 2012 12:49 PM

    LizzieRossetti:

    But then I'm feeling a little sad today. My Hamster has died :-(

    Well, technically he's not dead, but I have run out of hamster food, so it's only a matter of days now.

     

    Lizzie xx

    To quote a line from Curtis and Elton, stick a curtain rod up it's bottom and use him as a dish mop............when he goes that is.

     

  • TallAcePaul
    1,455 Posts
    Tue, May 1 2012 1:19 PM

    Is this the Cyber Prostitution Thread?

  • LizzieRossetti
    1,545 Posts
    Tue, May 1 2012 1:28 PM

    TallAcePaul:

    Is this the Cyber Prostitution Thread?

    Yes it is.

    Please state your preference followed by the £ sign   now

     

     

    Lizzie xx

    (off to try my new dish clout)

  • TallAcePaul
    1,455 Posts
    Tue, May 1 2012 1:45 PM

    Hamsters £250

  • TallAcePaul
    1,455 Posts
    Tue, May 1 2012 1:49 PM

    Followed by gerbils (not Goebbels), that mistake led to a very unsavory incident .

  • LizzieRossetti
    1,545 Posts
    Thu, Dec 13 2012 6:17 AM

    I'm not one to dig up old posts, no wait, I am, but however, I have to say  that re-reading this one gave me a feeling like dragging a metal nit comb through my hair. You know the one, it's therapeutic, sort of soothing, and it serves a definite purpose.

    I just wanted to see SM again, up to old tricks.

    But the main question remains. DO they shoot horses?

     

    Lizzie xx 

  • craigswan
    31,821 Posts
    Fri, Dec 14 2012 4:25 PM

    No animals were killed in the making of this post .

    jelly donuts - i prefer the custard ones from asda .can only manage to eat 5 at one sitting .

    yesterday i bought a scots mince pie for lunch and a tin of beans to pour over the top .saluvating at the thought i quickly heated up pie and beans only to cut open the mince pie to find it was a rhubarb tart .

  • SHRUDE
    5,835 Posts
    Wed, Dec 19 2012 5:11 AM

    LizzieRossetti:
    DO they shoot horses?

     

    yes , its called Salami & Mortadella

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