tiffer67: Well I say your grass,
like trying to unring the bell
like nailing Jello to the wall.
as easy as trying to paint the wind;
like shaving with an axe.
Like trying to play the piano with boxing gloves.
talk about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titantic
like asking a man, ready for the electric chair, if he'd like AC or DC
That'll go over like a pregnant pole vaulter!
as futile as a fart in a windstorm.
It's like trying to herd crickets.