Let's be clear about this, Bigchunky17 is a cheater.
I distinctly saw him fluffing up his lie several times.
At one point he rolled over my ball with his golf cart then got all huffy and demanded that I "play it as it lies".
On the seventh hole, he replaced my 3 wood with a bamboo shoot with a rock lashed to one end, and then feigned ignorance, but I could see my persian cat club head cover poking out from under his jacket.
At the eleventh, he threw a squirrel at me. (poor squirrel)
I don't remember much of what happened after that because I think he spiked my gatorade with ruffies. All I know is I woke up 2 days later in Mexico wearing a pink skirt and had a tattoo that says "Property of BC".
Whatever. Now I have to explain all this to my family. I'm very unhappy.
Technically, BC got the win, but I think we both know who the better man is.
gg BC