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My Friend is getting Married In August

• MioKontic 4,654 Posts

  Thu, Jul 5 2012 4:27 AM

  Andy

  Do the "Cheap Two-bit Don Juan" with the nut allergy and Mr Flashy Pants have anything in common?  Or would that be more attributable to the brother StrangeTragic?  Or the other one?  I think there was another one!

• SweetiePie 4,925 Posts

  Thu, Jul 5 2012 4:49 AM

  Why wait? What a catch. 

• mantis0014 8,946 Posts

  Thu, Jul 5 2012 5:37 AM

  August is a very good Month. Congrats to your Friend and His/Her Parrtner.

  Welcome back Lizzie

     Roger

• overtheedge 5,885 Posts

  Thu, Jul 5 2012 6:20 AM

  WOOOE!!!!! In other words, Best Wishes ?

• sdorr 650 Posts

  Thu, Jul 5 2012 9:02 AM

  LizzieRossetti:

  Just in case her Mum and Dad dont announce it here, in Announcements and news, I will.

  Lizzie xx

  I have often wondered about the goings on in Lizzie's palace. If memory serves me correctly, Lambert is always in the kitchen, wherein lies COOK. (Large, heavy set, well rounded woman not to be trifled with by any means). Our Lambert is always in some sort of trouble with the dogs and in desperate need of medical attention putting him in the kitchen as dumped there (often) by LIzzie, so therefore, those two, with so much time on their hands, have finally made the "whoopie" and Lambert has seen fit to make an honest woman out of her, and gets a personnel body guard/physician in the process.

  Of course it will be a "brief" ceremony as neither the butler nor the cook have any time off and LIzzie has planned a simply marvelous day of doing nothing. Never the less, the hired help should be ready and available for her each and every whim!

  And then again, there is the stable boy!

  SM, Love the trousers dude! Totally you! Got a flight suit to match?

   

  I hope it goes well. (priceless)

• godelescher 636 Posts

  Thu, Jul 5 2012 12:20 PM

  Congratulations on the impending nuptials of Cook and Lambert and the stable boy, um...

• StrangeMagic 1,304 Posts

  Thu, Jul 5 2012 1:10 PM

  sdorr:

  SM, Love the trousers dude! Totally you! Got a flight suit to match?

   

  Thanks Scott !!  Yer durn tootin, I do !

  

   

• sdorr 650 Posts

  Thu, Jul 5 2012 1:27 PM

  Now that is what I am talking about! Ho raw!

  Where is your donkey?

  Ifin your gonna come a courting, your mule should have the same affixings.BOY! Get her done right!

  Still boy, ya want back intos Lizzies heart, ya have to wanna go deep, I means shovel away all the top layers of your playboy's high falutin "I got all that" bull shi". and try to be on the level.

  Tell her that your a simple pig farmer with a small spread and dream of flying a fancy rocket propelled thing of a ma bob.

  I believe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,maybe,,,,,,,,,,, that ifin you come clean right now, she will still love you and want you back!

  Or, NOT! Shoot high!

   

   

• LizzieRossetti 1,545 Posts

  Thu, Jul 5 2012 2:56 PM

  Cook and Lambert are retainers and as such have no right to any kind of family other than my especial place in their hearts. Or in Cooks case, the place where a womans heart really ought to be but with her is not. I should have thought that obvious and it does no good trying to endow retainers with human attributes, in my experience this will only make tears, if I have anything to do with it.

  Therefore I would like to make it clear that the impending nuptials are in regard of Hunty and her chosen Man, the one being a fellow fellow of Oriel, and the other one such from balliol, thereby clearly declaring Oriel upon the top, given Huntys' known proclivities.

   

  Lizzie xx

• StrangeMagic 1,304 Posts

  Thu, Jul 5 2012 3:32 PM

  LizzieRossetti:

  the one being a fellow fellow of Oriel, and the other one such from balliol, thereby clearly declaring Oriel upon the top, given Huntys' known proclivities.

  That is exactly what I suspected !

  Ty for clearing that up !

  SM