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Today's B.T. I. ( Ball Theft Index )

Sat, Jul 14 2012 12:09 PM (18 replies)
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  • drmoose
    3,544 Posts
    Thu, Jul 12 2012 7:56 AM

    Greetings fellow golfers, Dr, Anon E., Moose here reporting live from the WGT NAC ( National Advisory Committee) news desk with your latest Beta-Man B.T. I.. As many of you know by now, the CTTH Putting Challenge in violation of WGT stated terms and conditions inexplicably takes ball life away for each putt. On being notified of this WGT representatives said they were looking into it. We here at the WGT NAC have recently obtained exclusive film footage exposing WGT's culpability in this matter,

    Here, you can clearly see Beta-Man delivering your stolen balls to the back door of the WGT Pro-shop where they are then being re-sold to unsuspecting customers. As of this post, we here at the WGT NAC have still not recieved any further information from WGT representatives concerning these incidents. Accordingly, today's Ball Theft Index remains in the "buy a few sleeves" range. That's it from all of us here at the WGT NAC, and please remember "An informed golfer is a happier golfer" so, stay savvy.

  • renniw52
    5,385 Posts
    Thu, Jul 12 2012 10:16 AM

    The herd of Cash Cows are happily grazing as we speak. I can hear them singing MOOONEY River.

  • lonniescott711
    4,207 Posts
    Fri, Jul 13 2012 1:42 AM

    drmoose:

    Greetings fellow golfers, Dr, Anon E., Moose here reporting live from the WGT NAC ( National Advisory Committee) news desk with your latest Beta-Man B.T. I.. As many of you know by now, the CTTH Putting Challenge in violation of WGT stated terms and conditions inexplicably takes ball life away for each putt. On being notified of this WGT representatives said they were looking into it. We here at the WGT NAC have recently obtained exclusive film footage exposing WGT's culpability in this matter,

    Here, you can clearly see Beta-Man delivering your stolen balls to the back door of the WGT Pro-shop where they are then being re-sold to unsuspecting customers. As of this post, we here at the WGT NAC have still not recieved any further information from WGT representatives concerning these incidents. Accordingly, today's Ball Theft Index remains in the "buy a few sleeves" range. That's it from all of us here at the WGT NAC, and please remember "An informed golfer is a happier golfer" so, stay savvy.

    You know there is stupid and then there is stoopid. You  not only have too much time on your hands, but you also require constant adult supervision. Are your parents at home with you?

  • Timbo1984
    818 Posts
    Fri, Jul 13 2012 2:06 AM

    lonniescott711:

    drmoose:

    Greetings fellow golfers, Dr, Anon E., Moose here reporting live from the WGT NAC ( National Advisory Committee) news desk with your latest Beta-Man B.T. I.. As many of you know by now, the CTTH Putting Challenge in violation of WGT stated terms and conditions inexplicably takes ball life away for each putt. On being notified of this WGT representatives said they were looking into it. We here at the WGT NAC have recently obtained exclusive film footage exposing WGT's culpability in this matter,

    Here, you can clearly see Beta-Man delivering your stolen balls to the back door of the WGT Pro-shop where they are then being re-sold to unsuspecting customers. As of this post, we here at the WGT NAC have still not recieved any further information from WGT representatives concerning these incidents. Accordingly, today's Ball Theft Index remains in the "buy a few sleeves" range. That's it from all of us here at the WGT NAC, and please remember "An informed golfer is a happier golfer" so, stay savvy.

    You know there is stupid and then there is stoopid. You  not only have too much time on your hands, but you also require constant adult supervision. Are your parents at home with you?

    I think it's funny.

    Lighten up lonnie, it's Friday pal. :)

  • drmoose
    3,544 Posts
    Fri, Jul 13 2012 4:18 AM

    lonniescott711:
    You know there is stupid and then there is stoopid. You  not only have too much time on your hands, but you also require constant adult supervision. Are your parents at home with you?

     

    Questioning why my attempt at trying to resolve an issue with WGT through the use of "humor" would evoke such a response.

    Timbo, :)

    Doc

  • chrisironsbones
    3,524 Posts
    Fri, Jul 13 2012 5:09 AM

    Better to have a laugh at some thing than having to read constant complaints.

  • zelg
    332 Posts
    Fri, Jul 13 2012 5:12 AM

    chrisironsbones:

    Better to have a laugh at some thing than having to read constant complaints.

    What he said  ^^^^^^

     

  • chris5214
    1,937 Posts
    Fri, Jul 13 2012 5:41 AM

    zelg:

    chrisironsbones:

    Better to have a laugh at some thing than having to read constant complaints.

    What he said  ^^^^^^

     

    What they said x 3 ...

    some people are unfortunately naturally predisposed towards negativity ... gets kinda old

    good job Moose .. keep 'em comin'

  • drmoose
    3,544 Posts
    Fri, Jul 13 2012 5:45 AM

    What you all said ^^^  :)

    Doc

  • kmarline21
    442 Posts
    Fri, Jul 13 2012 5:49 AM

    good stuff keep it coming

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