griffygriff: But seriously don't be so hard on yourself, i am sure you could come up with something a bit less condescending and a bit more cheerful given time.
LOL Grif, I'll try to keep that in mind....
Snaike... here are some of my personal favs....
"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be" - Author Unkown
"Windows isn't supposed to make sense, it's supposed to make money"' - Paul Lutus
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein
"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member." - Groucho Marx
"In my opinion, the greatest single failure of (western) education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." - Paul Lutus
"Did you know you can't steer a boat that isn't moving? Just like a life." - Paul Lutus
"Stop trying to tell children what to think — let them learn how to think instead." - Author Unknown
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Somehow it's reassuring knowing I'm not the only one pretending to be normal."
Dexter
"The problem with acting normal is that normal people get into stupid situations."
Dexter