Har har har! Lmfao.
Well, I've taken the advice you all have given and made a 54 footer followed by a 15.7 footer so I'm getting back into the groove of things. I must have just been having an off week. I appreciate all the responses, and didn't really expect to get more than one or two to begin with.
Also, I was playing around on "standard" green type earlier and found my putts, even on 0 incline the entire distance, were dropping 2-3 feet short. Had a 15 footer, hit it 100% power with a ding and was 2.5 feet short of the hole, was surprised how much it slowed down, as I just assumed that "standard" meant there would be little to no speed variance. It is nice to know that the green speeds change from day to day, though, I'll have to keep that in mind.