renniw52: Did that once in the 70's on base housing when I was in the Air Force. Had a little peeping Tom who thought my wife was hot.
LMFAO, If your still married, I hope she doesn't see this posting lol
Interesting post, not sure why the OP thinks WGT community can help, probably even beyond Pizzas control lol.
And I agree with YankeeJim - a potato works a treat, we used to do that as kids - oh but I am reformed now.