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WGT National Enquirer Comic Caption Contest Nov. 2012

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Wed, Nov 14 2012 1:33 PM

  Radio :     Cart 54  we have a code 714

  Pizza :  Is that a muliti accounter ?

  Icon :  No , that means pick up a Big Mac and a Diet Coke for Chad .

   

  OPY iaaRft

• drmoose 3,543 Posts

  Wed, Nov 14 2012 2:30 PM

  HQ:  "Ok you two, how can we maximize profits and appear to care about our customers ?"

  Pizza: "Ooo, ooo, I know, keep it classy ? "

  Icon: "Uh, give them guidelines and patrol the forums ? "

   

  Pizza: "Ooo, ooo, 488 in progress, Kiawah #2 ! "

  Icon: "Perps appear to be stealing balls from customers ! "

  HQ: "That's us you idiots ! Um, move on folks , nothing to see here . "

   

  Pizza: "Ooo, ooo, how come all we get is this stupid cop car ? "

  Icon: " Yeah, while Chad gets to ride in a mini copter ? "

  HQ: "DO NOT QUESTION THE GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL OZ !!! "

   

  Pizza: "Ooo, ooo, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Icon !"

  Icon: "Car 54 requesting backup, angry villagers appoaching! "

  HQ: "Just follow the road paved in gold. "

  Doc :)

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Wed, Nov 14 2012 2:43 PM

  Radio :  Be on the look out for one AKA opyeuclid . He is selling Cheat codes out of the Tin Cup Diner

  Pizza :  We sold them codes to opy to make some extra $

  Icon :  We will just have to get to him first .

  OPY  iaaRft

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Wed, Nov 14 2012 2:59 PM

  Phone cameras are great!

  

  Great stuff 2 -1 & frapp!

• LizzieRossetti 1,545 Posts

  Wed, Nov 14 2012 3:07 PM

  Pizza: czzzzt pffffft kischhhhhhhhhh over

  Head shed: Whut?

  Ike: Dat jus aint classy man. Overr

  Head shed: Classy? I told that fool to stay SASSY. Geeze leweeze. Over

   

  Lizziexx

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Wed, Nov 14 2012 3:42 PM

  andyson:

  Phone cameras are great!

  

  Great stuff 2 -1 & frapp!

  LMAO, cheers Andy. Think that list is real, my first 2 holes after these posts where bogies, lol. Shhh, i didnt say that.

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Wed, Nov 14 2012 3:57 PM

  One of them  :  I had a good Sunday , Went to Church .

  The other one :  I downloaded Porn all day .

  Radio  :  Take your finger off the button on the Mic , We can all hear you .

  OPY   iaaRft

• sixkiller 1,147 Posts

  Wed, Nov 14 2012 7:54 PM

  HQ radio: Car 54! we are flooded with reports of cheaters, meter glitches, ball stealing, and general whining and bitching!!!

  Pizza: HO HUM, what else is new? Oh..er..um..Stay Classy!

  Icon: OMG! Your joking! This never happens! Can we go get donuts now?

• frappefort 3,994 Posts

  Wed, Nov 14 2012 8:18 PM

  Officer Pizza:  we did are investigation, i report a tremendus loss of balls on P,Beach.       Headquaters:     ask  officer icon  what he thinks .     Officer icon  we have to introduce this  courses to WGT players, lots of revenus a raise maybee,

• josephk2317 873 Posts

  Wed, Nov 14 2012 8:45 PM

  HQ Radio: Attention all cars, attention all cars. Signal sixty sex. Be On the Lookout for suspicious activity in the Forum Heights district.

  Left Cop: What's going on dispatch?

  HQ Radio: Apparently someone is impersonating as a voluptuous female in a red string bikini. And trying to coerce innocent bystanders to gift them balls from the Pro Shop. Apprehend this suspect immediately for having a deceiving picture on their profile.

  Right Cop: I thought I caught a glimpse of my neighbors husband running around the house yesterday in a red string bikini.