Myself and a few friends played golf after consuming 100 mushrooms each. We didn't keep scores, mainly because we couldn't handle numbers in that state.
The standard of golf was terrible, what a laugh though. We all seemed to be using vividly coloured vapour trail balls which didn't cost us extra credits.
Dunno why that memory popped up but I thought I'd share.
Here's the honesty bit -
This week my doctor has confirmed that I have a condition called Marfans syndrome.
It is an incurable and usually fatal condition which affects all of the bodies connective tissue. Here's just some of the effects of Marfans -
Spontaneous rupture of the aorta
Breakdown of valves in the heart
Disconnection of eye lenses and Glaucoma
Degradation (causing severe pain and eventually total immobility) of all joints in the body.
Breathing problems.
There are more but I hate long lists.
It has been mentioned to me over the past 15 years or so but this is the first time I have had it confirmed. I've got to admit that I'm a little scared.
It has confirmed something I've been aware of for a long time; life's tough and then you die.
So I'd better get my finger out, I want to make TL and at least once have a scorecard with a circle round each hole score. Anything else is gravy.
Peace and Love.
Paul.
p.s. Please don't reply to this, I just wanted to get it off my chest.
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That's enough morbid stuff from me, I'll get back to normal now - playing mediocre virtual golf and scouring the forum looking for tin foil hatted numpties who need belittling.