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LET'S BE HONEST

• ct690911 7,205 Posts

  Wed, Feb 3 2016 6:41 AM

  pdb1:

    

     

  HenryKawa:

  Since becoming a Legend, my win record is 99.9%.  Almost no one beats me now.  Like 1 in a thousand.

    

    How many TL's have you played with more than 1000 Ranked Rounds as a TL ? There are over 1000 of those that could beat you left handed and blind folded . Every time . 

   There are reasons that stroke play matches are the only ones that count . Full skill is required through every hole and every round . They are a complete reflection of your game .

  ApexPC:

  Alt shot games can't count towards ranked rounds because you only hit 1/2 the shots.

  Match play can't count as ranked rounds because we can concede a hole by not holing out. Our score on conceded holes is zero (0). Heck, we may not even need to play all 9 or 18 holes.

  Par 3 (par 54) and Par 5 (par 90) Best Of courses don't count because they don't have normal par. Par 4 Best of has normal par - 72, and does count as a ranked round.

   Your percentages are based on 2000 false rounds that could have gone either way .

   

    You have played only 232 ranked rounds . It is easy to have a high % with a small number of rounds .

    Unless you recorded everyone of those rounds . There is no way of knowing what your R R % is .

  There have been many posts on Henry's wall complaining that he asks to drop the game or quits if he's losing...this clearly skews his win-loss record.

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Wed, Feb 3 2016 9:45 AM

  Solarflares:

  Henry the Horse.

  The artist formerly known as Henry kawa.

  ...and of course, Henry the Horse, dances the waltz.

   

   

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Wed, Feb 3 2016 9:55 AM

  PaulTon:

  Solarflares:

  Henry the Horse.

  The artist formerly known as Henry kawa.

  ...and of course, Henry the Horse, dances the waltz.

   

   

   

   

  Was my first thought when I read that same post...great minds, eh?*

   

  *...or should I say old brainpans...

   

• SteveW65 4,540 Posts

  Wed, Feb 3 2016 10:09 AM

  It's bad enough having to read the Henry drivel - but why do others then need to perpetuate the agony? FFS, only a complete idiot will take anything he has said seriously so why even bother replying? Is it so important to you that you have to try and prove/show what a fool he is? Seriously? The worrying thing is, it then starts to say a lot more about you than him. 

  Ignore him - ffs! It's a sad state of affairs when a troll gets 10 times more response than one of the genuine comments! Why don't you all just freak off somewhere else eh?

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Wed, Feb 3 2016 10:23 AM

  I suppose it caught my attention because I've read several novels by Henry Drivel, the most engaging of which is titled When all the Paint has Dried.

   

• PhiEaglesFan 617 Posts

  Wed, Feb 3 2016 10:31 AM

  mkg335:

  I suppose it caught my attention because I've read several novels by Henry Drivel, the most engaging of which is titled When all the Paint has Dried.

  Not having caught up on the previous 82 pages, I thought this was a real book and was somewhat intrigued by the title.

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Wed, Feb 3 2016 10:36 AM

  SteveW65:

  Why don't you all just freak off somewhere else eh?

  Chill Steve, we're just diverting the thread towards some light humour until it gets back on track. Henry's input (much like his game) is inconsequential.

  Here's Karen singing a Beatles song dedicated to Henry -

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Wed, Feb 3 2016 10:37 AM

  Yes, the question implied in the title is, what can one watch after the paint has dried?  How to maintain that level of stimulation and excitement?

  To paraphrase David St. Hubbins, Drivel's writing fills a much-needed void.

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Wed, Feb 3 2016 10:42 AM

  Interestingly enough, the rumor in literary circles is that Drivel is currently working on a book that will serve as his answer to a recent craze which he finds vulgar and disgusting.  Supposedly the working title is You Can't Shave the Baby!