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Yancy Alien Hunting On Golf Course -- Shocking End!

• sdorr 650 Posts

  Fri, Oct 27 2017 11:24 AM

  I am once again late but that is to be expected. I am here to lend a learned hand. Where is Yancy you ask? The answer is crystal clear depending on a few known variables such as 1, in which dimension are you trying to locate him? (He and I know of 12) Is he in solid, liQuid, or vapor form? How is his mood? Does he wish to communicate with the likes you at all? (low probability) Is there a rehab facility near the galaxy's in question? (can get good shyt near Neptune, but addictive as MFA911's Trition moon's water, HOLY CRAP.) But that's another story. Perhaps he found true love and don't care about this bunch any longer. (sign on the door reads "do not disturb"). Any further than he can be, disturbed that is.

• mrcaddie 2,429 Posts

  Fri, Oct 27 2017 11:37 AM

  4+ years and 1,000 replies...Come on Yancy, come out of hiding and celebrate the 1,000 reply milestone.

• whooshdangit 1,246 Posts

  Sat, Oct 28 2017 12:38 AM

  Good idea Mr C. ... the legend that is! Conflatulations Yancy! I'm trying to keep up.. Bar's open, DJ's mixin' ... ah mixing, oh chit! Here's to the next 1000, Cheers! Rich

• daveparr 1,175 Posts

  Sun, Nov 5 2017 3:03 AM

  whooshdangit:

  Here's to the next 1000, Cheers!

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• YancyCan 3,027 Posts

  Mon, Nov 20 2017 11:51 AM

  

  Beta-Check 1456576.879 --- Socket 7 --- Can anyone see this? Over - I am Yancy

• YancyCan 3,027 Posts

  Mon, Nov 20 2017 12:21 PM

  First & foremostables, I am very humbled by the messages sharing concern for me wherebeabouts & safety that I have been able to stealth access via our Intern Ryan - & we are working to get the ones that have blocked by a Socket7 USBdongler Interceptor.
  
  My apologies for this quiet time -- It has been hard for me, infact this year has been one confusable comondrum after another. The hardest part being the many "losses" I have been thru --- feelables like one bodyblow after another. But --- I will rise above. Firms.
  
  Currently, I am safe (physically) & in a level of our bunker at Mitchell Cabin that doesn't even exist yet its so far down below the earth's crust. I had to step away from the WGT and all of my fantastic friends up here for a myriad of reasons. Yes - the cricket bar was bad -- really nasty indeed. However, my abscencable non-presence was/is due to the loyalty I have to the "higher-upables" & currently I am awaiting transport for a mission that is one that is of a nature that I have not experienced. Soon, I will talk about this. I am cereal. No foolies etc.
  
  At this moment, I am unaware of said mission's existence. Even if this mission I speak of did exist, I would deny that it did & whatbnots.
  
  Every day I sit here in Mitchell Cabin, I (this is Yancy) grow weaker.
  Every day the Aliens & other paranormables are on OUR golf courses, they get stronger.
  
  Please --- Stay With Me Now
  I have news that everyone can use.
  Ryan & assorted motion cameras have been filming me as I wait here deep below the Earth for my mission to begin -- there is a video coming along shortlies.
  
  Sincerely, My name is Yancy

  

• YancyCan 3,027 Posts

  Mon, Nov 20 2017 12:28 PM

  sdorr:

  Does he wish to communicate with the likes you at all? (low probability)

  
  
  Really?

  Wow. Did not realize you were what be my self-appointed spokesman. Nuff said.
  The bunker door is on your left bud -- I am Yancy
  @TeamYancy

• adaputter 1,954 Posts

  Mon, Nov 20 2017 3:16 PM

  
  adputter: What if I told you that your transwarp theory was correct, that is is indeed possible to beam onto a ship that is traveling at warp speed?
  
  yancy: I think if that equation had been discovered, I'd have heard about it.
  
  adaputter: The reason you haven't heard of it, yancy, is because you haven't discovered it yet.
  
  yancy: I'm s... Wha... It... Are you from the future?
  
  opylid: Yeah, he is. I'm not.
  
  yancy: Well, that's brilliant. Do they still have sandwiches there?

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Mon, Nov 20 2017 3:50 PM

  adaputter:

  opylid: Yeah, he is. I'm not.

  Is that like two words   " Been there , Done that "  ?

• ostfriedel 2,052 Posts

  Tue, Nov 21 2017 4:20 AM

  Ok, I have to confess that sometimes i dont know if I am realy me, but that is another thing. In this case I read something about a Socket7 USBdongler Interceptor. At my knowledge those SocDongCepts are only in use at Proxima Centaurie 5. ProxCents are known as shapeshifters. Counting one to another I have my doubts now that you, Sir, are realy Yancy. Maybe our friend and chief is still a prisioner between two dimensons and we all go to get fooled by someone or something else, who or whatnots just tries to let us imagine that he is he and not it? You know what I mean. So Yancy, if you are realy you and not whatever, please give us a proof of your real identity and whatnots. We need to be sure about you, before we get into danger to tell important secrets to someone who maybe is somewhat. Thanks for your understanding, Sir, Yancy, if you are Yancy. We have to be very carefull these days, while you were or maybe still are not around with us.