No disrespect to Mr. Leadbetter intended. But I would pay credits for alternatives like.....

Imagine the possibilities! Each time you select a club you get a different joke, The list of alternatives could be endless. For starters:
Rodney Dangerfield
Bill Murray as Carl Spackler
Chevy Chase as Ty Webb
Joan Rivers
George Carlin
Like I said, for starters.., these are all popular in the US so WGT will need other suggestions from the World members.