Well done you, Andy! Sheer understated, wry comic, insider genius! Bravo! Encore!
Now if only VEM 9000 would comment on why most 4 foot putts on Merion are virtually un-makeable...or why the R11 six iron approach to BPB #9 is always 16 yards short? And, whether or not KIA greens will ever be re-mapped correctly to read the same from all angles and views (even if they still lie)...enquiring WGT minds want to know...