Gotta tell this story!
Friday I post 3 straight 57's, holes #15 #16 #17 killing me as I mentioned before..
last try I get to #15 at -14, I got this, 4 hole too go, I eagle #18 3 out of 4 times...I'm in the Open!
Welllll, almost anyway! On 15 I play my best shot in many tries, got a 4.5 ft putt for birdie with a ever so slight break, or so it looks but I'm not taking any chances so I hit it at 5.3 ft and it lips out, GODD@**T, but "hey", no problem, tap it in, I still got this...
#16 got a 110 in, I know this shot, approach goes 106 for whatever reason I have no idea, leaving a 11ft putt 6 down and a big break, OH OH! lag it to 4.5 ft again, as close as I could get and not run down the hill...knowing I just lipped out a 4.5 ft putt and this one being straight in, I'm taking no chances, hit the level 4.5ft putt at 4.5 and against all the laws of physics stays on the lip short for bogey!!! WTF
OK, even -13 I still got this, right...
#17, a relatively easy par 3 with a R to L crosswind 9-11mph, measure the aim 3 times, hit just a hair early of the ding, and of course WTF end up 24ft left of pin, lag up from hell, 6.5ft par putt burns the edge, I would love to blame it on WGT but I flat pulled it...f'n bogie again..I don't ever remember making back to back bogeys but I will now...
#18, this is where the story really starts...I blewit, now -12, even a eagle gives me another f'n 57...so with no interest what so ever in the hole I hit the drive and approach without even aiming, end up 26ft away in the fringe with a huge breaking putt, move aimer w/o even looking, guess the power and hit it and of course the M**her F***er dead centers the hole for a eagle....AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I was expecting a error message to appear that said
"F**K YOU DAN...you will never shoot less than 57 because we don't like YOU! Your an A$$HOLE, and will never qualify for the Open, not this year, NOT EVER you pr!ck"....
So after a day off, I birdie #16 to get to -13, 11 ft birdie on 17 lips out...NOW I need that eagle on #18 for a 56....and this happens!!!! Fu**ing unreal....LMAO