Hello Santa,
Thanks so much for this wonderful gesture. I would like two things, if that's not too much.
I would love a couple of sleeves of Calloway Level 35 Hex Chrome balls, if that's possible.
And also, I would like you to send a lump of coal to all the accomplished players who set up a game, pick the time control & the course, wait for three other people to sign up and then leave after they make a bogie on the 2nd hole.
Thank You Santa. Oh, and just a little tip. Tell Blitzen to quit stopping so fast in front of Rudolph. Pretty soon Rudolph will be the brown-nosed reindeer.